The Times Online today has listed of The 10 Worst Films Ever, with readers’ comments at the bottom, and I saw one where the androgynous ‘GB’ added ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ and ‘Birth’ – it’s a toss up – possibly also ‘Moulin Rouge’ but I could only stand 5 minutes of it.
I thought that was a bit harsh, and so here are ten Nicole Kidman fillums. I think she’s nice, me.
1) Eyes Wide Shut
2) Birth
3) Moulin Rouge
4) Days of Thunder
5) Far and Away
6) The Others
7) The Stepford Wives
8) Bewitched
9) The Golden Compass
10) Australia
And in case you thought I was cheating by using the three that GB thinks are rubbish:
11) The Hours
12) Birthday Girl
13) Practical Magic
