Here are five reasons why Tormented kicked the ass of all the other films I watched last week:
1) The lead character is played by someone whose name is Tuppence. No sh*t.
2) Its cast is made up of pretty sixth-formers of both sexes so everyone’s catered for. Nommy.
3) It’s scary and gory and fun.
4) It’s produced by BBC Films, which as far as I’m concerned means it’s got a hefty stamp of quality on it.
5) It’s got a moral. A proper one, not a rubbish one about world peace. And it’s delivered in a refreshingly un-schmaltzy way.
Watch this film.
Oh and 6) the soundtrack is banging. That’s the right word, right? Banging?
Rating: 
