A.K.A Are You A Paedophile? If you gave this film four stars, and work for Total Film, Empire, The Times, The Big Issue, Uncut, or The Evening Standard, the answer is unresoundedly ‘yes’.
What a ridiculous film. It’s boring, long, and nothing like a Guillermo del Toro fillum, which was why I bought it. I need [...]
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I’ll be honest. I had to give this film two goes. The first time I started watching it with my housemate Carrie, Poppy annoyed us so much in the first scene that we switched it off and watched Meet the Fockers instead.
I watched it again just now though (I must have been feeling very patient [...]
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